The Petra Zone

you can fall asleep standing up

you doze off about 20 times during church

people tell you, "your head keeps rolling over"

...When your DANG DOG wakes you up at 3:30 a.m. whining to get out!!!! I came very close to feeding her to the big dog in the yard behind my house!!!!! Grrrrr.

....when you have to wake up every two hours to check the meat in the smoker when you are doing a BBQ event, to make sure the temperature stays where it should be and it rains and the whole street floods and you have a river to get into to get to the smoker to check on the meat, then you drive down the road at 4:00 am to find the big pipe that you keep your tent poles in, cos the road river took it to who knows where......

Talk about no sleep for two days doing BBQ events.........

We will be doing this for 6 days in a row in Sturgis, S.D.
I hope it doesn't rain a river.........

when you take a heavy nap in the afternoon, then wake up 2 hours later but you think it's the next morning

I don't have to keep coming up with them anymore. You guys make my day easy now.

How about........

When you are sleeping really good until you hear water and you wake up to find out you fell asleep on the toilet.

How about when you wake up to a Big Rig passing you by on the road.

How about when you're playing drums and you wake up in a hurry because you hit something other then your drums....ouch!!!!!

How about when you wake up and find yourself in McDonnalds in your pj's.......oh wait that was a dream.

How about when you wake up in Church and you have no close on.....oh wait that was a dream too.

I could go on and on, but I just found out I need to sleep

If you got all that trouble!!! You need sleep!!!!!