Once upon a chime

[bakersfieldpethead]

Bakersfieldpethead farted


meanwhile over in too-too land......................

[Fakersfieldpethead]

Our resident villian Fakersfield Pethead was having a tea party with Darth Dempster. They were planning a scheme so dubious it was almost too much for words..

I said almost. The scheme was to harness our hero's flatulence into weapon of some sort. that way the Dubious Duo, (Sorry I used Dubious twice, it's not everyday that you get to use that word) would be able to wreck havoc and it would all be Bakerfield's Fault!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Just as they ate their last fig newton and sipped the last bit of tea...

[bakersfieldpethead]

Bakersfieldpethead busted in with a box of new figs...................

"Hi there fakersfield, darth" (looks around the well darkend but very beutifuly done kitchen area with all Kenmore Apliances (very afortable at low prices and saves on energy too) ).

"I brought more figs as I can see you'll be needing some again." (looks to fakersfield) "Tell me fakersfield......what has four legs and is black and white all over? - it's a trick question.....get it right, you get the figs"...................

[seichu kaisho]

Then, suddenly, the marching band burst open the door and marched in formation into the large, dark room of Faker's hideout. The flutes and clarinets shot red lazer beams into Faker's and Darth Demp's eyes, while the saxophones shot out some sort of blue liquid, covering Faker and Demp all over. Then out of the trumpets came a cloud of white acidic powder which made Faker and Demp itch and corroded their metal chairs and tables. The trombones shot projectile slides toward the big glass windows, breaking the glass with a thunderous shatter. Out of the tubas came miniature radioactive spheres - glowing bright green and orange - which flew around the room and exploded into all the precious chinaware and furniture (and the Kenmore appliances) - and basically damaging everything else except for Faker and Demp, since the thick blue stuff covering them repelled the spheres.

But where was Dude all this time?

[bakersfieldpethead]

Dude was no where in sight.......but that didn't matter sense the inflabbable Bakersfieldpethead was sitting................was standing on the brink of the biggest capture in the history of comic books.

"All these bright colors today makes me want a bowl of fruty pebbles" said Bakers..........."I shall take you down Fakersfield, but not today we must place together what has happend to Dude sense i know you guys meet for jam sessions every tuesday night."

Just then....................

[seichu kaisho]

A slice of leftover pizza fell on Baker's head.

The excitment had worn off - for a few seconds . . . until . . . the university's drill team and cheerleaders danced into the room . . .

[seichu kaisho]

And then the drill team ladies and cheerleaders fell down a hole that was created by the explosive spheres.

[seichu kaisho]

Then out of the broken window, the marching band, Baker'man, and the blue-goop-covered Faker'boy and Darth'lady saw that charter bus pull up to the side of the headquarters building.

Then Dude ran to the door, waving that orange flag, with Schlitt, Hartman, Bailey, and Simmons following behind him - with looks of pure determination on their faces.

Dude shouted, "Let's raid this joint!" And then the Petra guys let out a battle cry, chanting, "War Conquer Fight I Am Ken Rock Alive Dead Horses!" over and over again.

But when they neared the door . . .

[seichu kaisho]

Then Dude woke up and found out that all this crazy stuff was just a dream and that he was still lying on a sidewalk at night, drenched with rain.

[bakersfieldpethead]

Bakersfieldpethead then pulled dude back into a dream to let news out about a new attack......Fakersfield was going to let the fart of a life time and wake millions of people up out of their sleep and put a few thousand people into a deep sleep

Some will sleep, some won't........but it shouldn't be that way

But then......just then......and then after that

[bakersfieldpethead]

We pause for the following message

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Now back the story

[seichu kaisho]

Dude got up from the sidewalk, water dripping off of his back (let's hope it's water). He placed his hood over his head and trudged on awkwardly, looking for the nearest building to take shelter. He came upon a dining center and was glad to find the front doors unlocked.

A few students were sitting in there in various places studying, minding their own business - others waiting in line to get food from the Blimpie's. Whoa, food! thought Dude, so he got in line.

No later after getting in the line he felt a couple people from behind grab his arms and dragged him into the kitchen behind the food stand. "Let go of me, what the heck are you doing?" he shouted, no answer.

He turned to face the two men, who were wearing chef's hats, and suits with labels that had the names "Takashi" and "Yoshimura" etched on them.

One of them, Takashi it was, picked up a roll of dough that was sitting on the counter behind him. The other, Yoshimura, held up a huge radish.

As Dude stared at them in confusion, one of the chefs broke the silence and said . . .

[seichu kaisho]

Bakku tsu da toppu (that's Japanglish for back to the top)

Recap -

Characters: Dude, Chef Takashi, and Chef Yoshimura.

Setting: The kitchen of a Blimpie's in a college dining center

Plot: Two chefs have just escorted Dude to a kitchen.

[seichu kaisho]

Keep this story going! What happens next to Dude & the two chefs?? YU decide!

[seichu kaisho]

Whoa, food! thought Dude, so he got in line.

No later after getting in the line he felt a couple people from behind grab his arms and dragged him into the kitchen behind the food stand. "Let go of me, what the heck are you doing?" he shouted, no answer.

He turned to face the two men, who were wearing chef's hats, and suits with labels that had the names "Takashi" and "Yoshimura" etched on them.

One of them, Takashi it was, picked up a roll of dough that was sitting on the counter behind him. The other, Yoshimura, held up a huge radish.

As Dude stared at them in confusion, one of the chefs broke the silence and said . . .

Then both chefs froze and gasped, their eyes fixed on the door window, as they saw a menacing figure running towards the kitchen . . . "Oh nooo! It's the Samurai Hakurai!"

The door burst open and in came some tall guy with a plastic sword pointed toward the chefs. "You cook no longer!" he shouted. "I run Blimpie's now!"

In reaction, the chefs threw the ball of dough and the radish they were holding at the samurai. But before the two objects hit the samurai, the froze them in mid-air and sucked them in through his plastic sword. "Now I have dough power and radish power!" he shouted triumphantly.

(Mega Man music plays) "I am Dough Radish Man! Bring on the challenge!"

Meenwhyle. . . .