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winterlens · Post by **winterlens** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:34 am

We are starting a fight club at my Bible Study. You're all invited. Char may bring weapons, however, and some backup, so watch out.

And her posting is total evidence for the ridiculousness vortex. This is no urban legend (though I have started a fair number of them; did you know that Elvis is now living in Des Moines?), but true and ascertainable fact. She has no evidence whatsoever that I am a 300 pound female trucker, but all you have to do is read her posts to discover a very definite swirling mass of ridiculousness that sucks any legitimate and logical conversation into nothingness.

And any response she would make to this posting just goes to prove the point.

winterlens · Post by **winterlens** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:35 am

charl wrote:USE KNIFE STICKS!!!!

These have been reserved for specific matches, mainly family duels. You are going to malign to good use of Naginata with your vortex. Look at the swath of destruction you have plowed through the Zone!

charl · Post by **charl** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:07 am

Winterlens: Until I don't feel like doing so anymore, I am ignoring you. startiiiiiinnnnnnggggg NOW.

Separateunion: This is purely hypothetical but supposing there were two children, one about the age of say seven and the other one, oh I don't know, four and a half and someone who was related to them wished to stage a grudge match to the death between them hopefully where one died and the other was mortally wounded. Would you be willing to host such an event? Maybe sell tickets?

You see there were people claiming that they would do this for...uh...other people and then they never bothered to show up. Hypothetically.

charl · Post by **charl** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:19 am

Where did that liberal Matt RJ go?

winterlens · Post by **winterlens** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:28 am

He was obviously sucked into your ridiculousness vortex. Duh.

THERE WERE NO TICKETS IN THE ORIGINAL DEAL.

You always pull these bait'n'switch tactics.

charl · Post by **charl** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:33 am

I wish someone that I AM NOT IGNORING would reply to my post.

winterlens · Post by **winterlens** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:40 am

Yeah, you are about as subtle as a clue by four.

Of course, I'm sure you can't read this, because you evidently are ignoring the words that are on your screen. I bet Joel Osteen would get more cred than I would. Sniff.

winterlens · Post by **winterlens** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:48 am

Also, hard to believe but true: Char is actually one of the Olsen twins.

charl · Post by **charl** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:48 am

Since I made you cry I have obtained my goal and decided I am not going to ignore you anymore for a while.

Joel Osteen is your hero and don't forget I have emails FROM YOU to that effect. You wish your teeth were as shiny as his.

charl · Post by **charl** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:51 am

OWATINAY! Who is making things up now?

K'CHEET!

charl · Post by **charl** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:55 am

Winterlens is named after a famous idolator of the Old Testament.

winterlens · Post by **winterlens** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:41 pm

Char sleeps in crocs and skinny jeans.

separateunion · Post by **separateunion** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:43 pm

Sorry I haven't been involved in the conversation for the last several hours. I've been making myself a better me.

winterlens · Post by **winterlens** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:07 pm

Better watch out--it's going to get out that you're really a big fan of Osteen's books.

charl · Post by **charl** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:18 pm

Man that is just so ridiculous that there is no where else to go. Your blatant lies prove only that you obviously must work for Monsanto.

I WIN!!!!

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