Politics - Spark some heavy bowel movements

bakersfieldpethead · Post by **bakersfieldpethead** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:27 pm

So.....

I know some people are going to like me for this

But how many times did you go to the bathroom during the debates?

I have way to much time on my hands

SamScales · Post by **SamScales** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:23 pm

You'd be proud!!! I was holding it the whole time!!!!!!

bakersfieldpethead · Post by **bakersfieldpethead** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:36 pm

I am proud..........I think i'm gonna cry, nothing says I love my country like holding it all in until aftwards.........unless you went to bed and waited until morning to let it all go, that would really be testing it then

bakersfieldpethead · Post by **bakersfieldpethead** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:41 pm

I want you all to know that I had to use the bathroom the entire time i was in the voting booth..........that's just not fair.

Each booth should have a porta-potty next to it.

seichu kaisho · Post by **seichu kaisho** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 3:24 pm

I find myself getting tired of your references to body functions. Sure it's kinda funny, but to me it's more offensive than it is funny.

If you could lay off the bathroom jokes that would be nice.

LexingtonPethead · Post by **LexingtonPethead** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:17 pm

seichu kaisho wrote:I find myself getting tired of your references to body functions. Sure it's kinda funny, but to me it's more offensive than it is funny.

If you could lay off the bathroom jokes that would be nice.

Constipation is a source of grumpiness. I have a copy of the presidential debates you can have if you think it will help... hehe. Of course, there's always ExLax.

Reading this thread is giving me the urge... Uh-oh.

bakersfieldpethead · Post by **bakersfieldpethead** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 12:21 pm

I find myself getting tired of your references to body functions. Sure it's kinda funny, but to me it's more offensive than it is funny.

If you could lay off the bathroom jokes that would be nice.

no problem!

seichu kaisho · Post by **seichu kaisho** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:54 pm

Hey, that's cool. We can still get into deep conversations about toe jam, earwax, belching, heartburn, whatever - that's okay with me. Unless --those-- topics offend someone.

I'm not saying lay off the humor. No way! We gotta keep tellin' jokes! Humor is what makes visiting the Petra Zone worth it. Laughing smiley face

And Bo'Fo'Po rocks my face!
Off!

bakersfieldpethead · Post by **bakersfieldpethead** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:27 am

I have no problem with ï¿½notï¿½ telling jokes of this nature,

You know the kind that throws in terms such as ï¿½Tootin-pootinï¿½, ï¿½laying a Green Lanternï¿½, ï¿½Log overboardï¿½, or maybe the other terms such as ï¿½Peeing down the Lawnï¿½, or even ï¿½waking up in a yellow tubï¿½. I have no problem telling other types of jokes, soï¿½ï¿½.as of now I will retire all jokes (maybe) about the following

Farting, Peeing, Bathrobes, Smiling in the bathroom, Smiling in the swimming pool, or just plane olï¿½ signs of relief, anything about Pizza causing ï¿½irritable bowel syndromeï¿½ you know where your butt just canï¿½t stop. Anywho, I will leave the rest to everyoneï¿½s imagination but donï¿½t think to hard you might pop a hemorrhoid or two.

See yaï¿½ll later; I got to go use the bathroom.

LexingtonPethead · Post by **LexingtonPethead** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:59 pm

Actually, I think it's funny. It's kind of a guy thing to joke about the things that Bakerfield jokes about. Please don't stop on my behalf. I have a stressful job and enjoy laughing over a good fart.

seichu kaisho · Post by **seichu kaisho** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 12:05 am

rauk'on'yo

i'm down'wit'dat

say what'cha want

'ts'a'free kuntry, word'up, yo'

Go ahd n mk bthrm jks al yu wnt, I dn't car, don' mata tu mi. Yu's fri tu du wht'cha wnt, mn. I prbly wn't sy nut'n ta hrt'cha 'cuz yo' jus' a prsn lik mi.

bakersfieldpethead · Post by **bakersfieldpethead** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 11:35 pm

Look

When I have Gas i'm happy to know that something funny is about to happen................

But there is no chance in this world that it beats the relief of letting it go and the smile on my face is much different than when i'm laughing from the act of it.

To each his or her own Fart let it be known, every gas bag shall release in spurts and in long wendy streams.

Thank you, Happy Thanksgiving all and let all your farts be plentyfull

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