It is I! The FakersfieldPethead!!!!!

SamScales · Post by **SamScales** » Mon May 03, 2004 1:01 am

Enosh,

Hey, what a clever way to promote your website. Cool idea! We all had fun reading this and trying to figure out who the fakersfieldpethead was.
Elo and I even talked about how fun it is with all this goofyness. She mentioned that it's much more fun to 'stress' over figuring out who stole the comedy than stress over what's going on in our lives.........

I'll be checking on the progress of your site - and then add your link to my site.

omega_monk · Post by **omega_monk** » Tue May 04, 2004 9:45 pm

It was pretty funny. I am thinking though, can anyone really steal all the comedy? I mean let's be realistic, here:

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comedy=laughs x volume

and dividing each by the volume we get

comedy
---------  =  laughs
volume

and then dividing each by laughs we get

     comedy
--------------------  = 0
laughs x volume

the point here is that in the end comedy isn't worth much, 'cept for some good times..

...that wasn't funny... sorry for wasting your time...

-monk

Enosh · Post by **Enosh** » Wed May 05, 2004 7:24 am

ah a couple of things you lack in your aquasion. Funny/timing

Funny +timing= Laughs

Laughs divided by ratio of laughers times the volume of funny = Comedy

New:
timeless + belly laugh divided by times recited in a road trip = classic

So therefore Comedy multiplied by timeless + belly laugh divided by times recited in a road trip = Classic Comedy

This can also be deducted by replacing belly laugh with "I can't breath"

It should also be noted that if you add a wacky comment from left field the results were explosive comedy in labratory tests. Mind you, all parameters must be met including the comment coming from left field (not right field) (Or Bakersfield) as some have tried to simulate. Only left field will produce the explosive comedy effect.

But Enosh and Rusty adlibbing on cassette recorder at 16 and 17 years old respectively = lifelong quotable comedy!

epdc · Post by **epdc** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:30 pm

if my math teacher would have explained me math like that, I would know how to count by now

SamScales · Post by **SamScales** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:38 pm

I'm totally confused now! LOL.
But then math was never my strong point!

bakersfieldpethead · Post by **bakersfieldpethead** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 4:32 am

ah

But have you added the equation of "Milk Spewing" or the "Accidental Fart" either of the two will not equil the same as "Pee Your Pants" syndrom.

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It is I! The FakersfieldPethead!!!!!

omega monk

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