Baptized

[Pethead1]

Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to
play with them. They decided it was because they had not been baptized
and didn't go to Sunday School. So they went to the nearest church. Only
the janitor was there. One little boy said, "We need to be baptized
because no one will come out and play with us. Will you baptize us?"
"Sure," said the janitor. He took them into the bathroom and dunked
their heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time. Then he said, "Now go out
and play." When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them asked, "What
religion do you think we are?" The oldest one said, "We're not Kathlick,
because they pour the water on you." "We're not Babtis, because they
dunk all of you in the water." "We're not Methdiss, because they just
sprinkle you." The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water!"
"Yeah! What do you think that means?" "I think it means we're Pisscopalians

[eknock]

sorry, I guess I don't find bathroom humor that funny...

[epdc]

I find it ironic , very true and funny.

It freaks me out all this denomination things. I get so mad when someone asks me are you christian? I say yes and then the person asks: of what denomination? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I`m christian and that`s it!!! there won`t be denominations in Heaven.