More Things to Think About

[bakersfieldpethead]

If you say I'm one in a million
that would mean I'm five in five million

if there was a door to every room, where would we put the windows?

If you told your loved one "I love you" once a day then it would be easy to win or lose the "I love you more" fight at the end of the year. That depends on how much the other one says it too, I’m not even sure of how many times I’ve said it to anyone at this point. I think I’ve just rounded everyone back to square one.

Add 1 with how ever many times you pet your dog/cat a day, subtract how ever many times you wash your hands a day, then multiply that by 16,789, divide that in half. Take your answer and fit it around tightly around your steering wheel so it will fit, brush three times a day and use mouth wash and please floss. If you feel you have reached this recording in error please dial your local emergency fruit, he will tell you how to dress in case of a power outage.

I think the next pope should call himself "patty"

[bakersfieldpethead]

If Sandy Patty recorded a Rock Album, wouldn't that be called a Rock Opera?

Have you ever just walked into your back yard, stepped in some Dog poop and said "krap!"? Yep that's what it is.

[epdc]

I`m veru hurt with you not mad but hurt

[SamScales]

Bakers......you are just too much........
Forget the math, just gimme the answer!

[seichu kaisho]

The answer is:

"cardboard chopsticks"

[onnyII]

This guy.. has rea problems....

[bakersfieldpethead]

VINTAGE CHAT WITH BAKES
In today's look at the past, Bakes replys to a topic from 2005.

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Wow what was I eating during this time? This is good stuff.