Play trombone several hour create red ring around upper lip. Look like as though put lipstick on wrong.
Lucky numb3rs: Every whole number between 2.5 and 3.5
Learn Japanglish: Dry Cleaning = Dorai Kuriiningu
Mor taseless fortun cokies
-
seichu kaisho
- Pethead Fanatic
- Posts: 1277
- Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:59 am
- Location: University of Northern Iowa
-
charl
- Pethead Fanatic
- Posts: 735
- Joined: Thu Sep 09, 2004 12:05 pm
- Location: Saskatchewan Canada
- x 1
- Contact:
One could, as Louis Armstrong did, play high C on the trumpet so many times that you get much, much more red than a little a ring could produce...Play trombone several hour create red ring around upper lip. Look like as though put lipstick on wrong.
(Oh he split his upper lip right open-all the way up to his nose.
)
0 x
-
seichu kaisho
- Pethead Fanatic
- Posts: 1277
- Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:59 am
- Location: University of Northern Iowa
tase like blud?
Wow, that sounds like that must have been a tasteful misfortune.
0 x
[i]shokai chusei!![/i]
-
seichu kaisho
- Pethead Fanatic
- Posts: 1277
- Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:59 am
- Location: University of Northern Iowa
Mor taseless telefone jax
Fortune: Har har har, har har har-har. Har har, har har, har dee har-har.
Har.
Lucky numbers: Har, har, dee, har, and har-har
Learn Japanglish: Service center = saabisu sentaa!!!
Har.
Lucky numbers: Har, har, dee, har, and har-har
Learn Japanglish: Service center = saabisu sentaa!!!
0 x
[i]shokai chusei!![/i]
-
seichu kaisho
- Pethead Fanatic
- Posts: 1277
- Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:59 am
- Location: University of Northern Iowa
Har-2 D2, Har-th Vader, Har Solo, Obi-Har Kenobi
I like pizza. Yu like pizza. We all lik pizza. Le'ts come eat pizza with meeee!
Yeah, yeah, those lucky numbers: 6, 12, 18, 24, Har
Some Christian Japanglish: Jesus Christ = Iesu Kirisuto
Yeah, yeah, those lucky numbers: 6, 12, 18, 24, Har
Some Christian Japanglish: Jesus Christ = Iesu Kirisuto
0 x
[i]shokai chusei!![/i]
-
seichu kaisho
- Pethead Fanatic
- Posts: 1277
- Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:59 am
- Location: University of Northern Iowa
One tlillion vermillion
Fortune:
If you can't afford psychotherapy, just use bubble wrap, yo.
Lick these numbers:
oleven, twulve, thorteen, one Billiam
The Japanese word for Christian:
Kurisuchan!
(So if you have any Japanese friends, you can tell them "Watashi wa Kurisuchan desu!" which means "I am a Christian")
If you can't afford psychotherapy, just use bubble wrap, yo.
Lick these numbers:
oleven, twulve, thorteen, one Billiam
The Japanese word for Christian:
Kurisuchan!
(So if you have any Japanese friends, you can tell them "Watashi wa Kurisuchan desu!" which means "I am a Christian")
0 x
[i]shokai chusei!![/i]
-
seichu kaisho
- Pethead Fanatic
- Posts: 1277
- Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:59 am
- Location: University of Northern Iowa
More Great American fortune cacklies
Fortune:
Secret to Successful Life is to pick you Ear Goobers daily.
Sickly numbers:
Three, tres, tr�s, tre, trois, drei, san
Double duple Japanglish bonus!!!
Catholic = Katorikku
Protestant = Purotesutanto
Secret to Successful Life is to pick you Ear Goobers daily.
Sickly numbers:
Three, tres, tr�s, tre, trois, drei, san
Double duple Japanglish bonus!!!
Catholic = Katorikku
Protestant = Purotesutanto
0 x
[i]shokai chusei!![/i]
-
seichu kaisho
- Pethead Fanatic
- Posts: 1277
- Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:59 am
- Location: University of Northern Iowa
I once ate cereal on my head. . . no, not really
Le fortun�e:
If you have ever washed your hair in a sink, then your head must be a dish.
My head is a big dish, that's for sure.
Lucky dumbers:
Norf, Eest, Sowth, and Whest
Japangrish:
Mexico = Mekishiko
If you have ever washed your hair in a sink, then your head must be a dish.
My head is a big dish, that's for sure.
Lucky dumbers:
Norf, Eest, Sowth, and Whest
Japangrish:
Mexico = Mekishiko
0 x
[i]shokai chusei!![/i]
-
Petrapraise
- Pethead Fanatic
- Posts: 672
- Joined: Thu Oct 02, 2003 7:39 pm
- Pethead since: 1983
- Location: Chattanooga, TN
- x 11
- Contact:
-
seichu kaisho
- Pethead Fanatic
- Posts: 1277
- Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:59 am
- Location: University of Northern Iowa
-
Petrapraise
- Pethead Fanatic
- Posts: 672
- Joined: Thu Oct 02, 2003 7:39 pm
- Pethead since: 1983
- Location: Chattanooga, TN
- x 11
- Contact:
-
yamasaaaki har har
- Pethead Fanatic
- Posts: 734
- Joined: Fri Dec 23, 2005 4:03 pm
- Location: United Estates of Amerika
- x 1
Festive fortune c's - theyre green and red but taste same
Suction cups, silly putty, and styrofoam peanuts make the world go round.
Lucky numbers(?): Ho, ho, and ho
Jappunglish: Merry Christmas = Merii Kurisumasu
Lucky numbers(?): Ho, ho, and ho
Jappunglish: Merry Christmas = Merii Kurisumasu
0 x
[size=150]Ñ
-
bakersfieldpethead
- Pethead Fanatic
- Posts: 1610
- Joined: Fri Oct 03, 2003 6:29 am
- #1 Album: Wake-Up Call
- Pethead since: 1990
- Location: Bakersfield, CA
- x 10
Fortune:
Your Day will begin when a bright light appears in the sky
Lucky Bucky Numbers:
1,002 ; 1975; 1,890,475; 0
YOU'VE WON A BONUS FORTUNE
Fortune:
Never take little strips of white paper seriously, you might end up in trouble.
Your Day will begin when a bright light appears in the sky
Lucky Bucky Numbers:
1,002 ; 1975; 1,890,475; 0
YOU'VE WON A BONUS FORTUNE
Fortune:
Never take little strips of white paper seriously, you might end up in trouble.
0 x
"In the middle of the night, the idiot himself awaits"
"I have been young, now I am old-ish"
-
yamasaaaki har har
- Pethead Fanatic
- Posts: 734
- Joined: Fri Dec 23, 2005 4:03 pm
- Location: United Estates of Amerika
- x 1
You're watching ���
Life is like a box of caramels. You never know what you're gonna get stuck to your teeth.
Lucky letters: �, �, and �
Japongl�s: extra = ekisutora
Lucky letters: �, �, and �
Japongl�s: extra = ekisutora
0 x
[size=150]Ñ
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 7 guests