Did you hear about the man...

js3971 · Post by **js3971** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:08 pm

Did you hear about the man who had his whole left side blown off. They say he's "all right" though.

Shell · Post by **Shell** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:19 pm

This just goes to show you what happens when you hang out here too long.

yamasaaaki har har · Post by **yamasaaaki har har** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:48 pm

Have you heard the story of the man born without a head? It's in the weekly Midnight Star.

js3971 · Post by **js3971** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 9:39 am

You're definitely right about that one Shell. And I'm not the only one that has done that.

epdc · Post by **epdc** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:15 am

dan, i donï¿½t understand the joke

could you explain it to me?

js3971 · Post by **js3971** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:46 am

If someone lost the whole left side of his body, ALL he would have left is his RIGHT side of his body, thus he would be ALL RIGHT.

In English, sometimes, when we say I'm doing ok, sometimes we can also say I'm all right.

yamasaaaki har har · Post by **yamasaaaki har har** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:59 pm

I think Ep was asking what I said, not what js3971 said. By the way, js3971's joke was funny kool

http://www.com-www.com/weirdal/midnightstar.html

This might explain what I said, Ep.

js3971 · Post by **js3971** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:15 pm

sorry about that.

js3971 · Post by **js3971** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:31 pm

I've posted this before in a previous thread, but here's a joke about a man born with only a head.

There was a boy who was born with no body at all, just a head. All he was was a head. As he got older he longed to be like everyone else and have a whole body.

He prayed and prayed for a body, and one day he had a body down to the waist, with no legs. The boy was very thankful for this, and could do many things he couldn't previously do.

However, he watched his friends play football and basketball and other things outside, and he longed to run around with them.

He prayed and prayed to have his legs, and God answered him. He woke up one morning with his legs and a whole body. He was very thankful for this and enjoyed so much playing and running with his friends.

One day though, while he was crossing the street, he was struck by a car, and he died.

The moral of the story: Stop while you're a head.

epdc · Post by **epdc** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:08 pm

nop dan, in fact you confused more HAHHHAHAHAHAHA and js3971 THT SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

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