Bakes has a Christmas message for everyone at Petraland

[bakersfieldpethead]

Good Day Everyone

Bakes has a Christmas message for all the Boys and Girls at Petraland

See, Bakes wishes he had a girlfriend. But He would just be telling her to shut up right now because He doesn�t feel well.

Then, Because He told her to shut up, she would just fight back, then He would have to throw up and tell her "Look, do you see that, and you thought I was lying" and then she would say "You threw up just to be right, because you always have to win, you da man! you da man!" and then He would have to say "Don't give me any crap girl, I�m not puttin� up wit it" and she would be all like "I love you, but you aint all that and a bag of potato chips" then He would be like "I love you too, now shut up so I can kiss you and go back to bed because I don't feel good."

Then she would be like, "You Gonna get up and take Me to Wal-Mart!� and He would be like "Why!?" and she would be like "Because Mamma needs Her meds!� and He would be like, "Then Go! Get! Them!� and she'd be like "Oh No You Didn�t!?"

Then He would be like "Get me some Fritos� and she'd be like "Fritos!?" and He would be like "Yeah when Yoooouuuuu go to Waaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllll - Maaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttt!" then she would be like "I told ya, You is taking Me to Wal-Mart!" and He would be like, "The Only Place I'll take you is to the Doctor to get your Mouth Glued Shut" and then She would be like "My Mamma told me You no good!� and He would say "That�s because all Your Mamma knew was bad people, She don�t know what good is!�

Isn�t that a great story boys and girls?

Oh but it has a better ending, Her Mamma died while waiting for the meds. And ol� Bakes gets to go to bed and get his sleep. See things always work out in the end.

Merry Christmas Everyone
Happy New Year

And May the Joy that brought ol� bakes his Christmas wish this year bring you happiness and Cheer.

[yamasaaaki har har]

Hi, friend! How've ya been? Join the Girlfriendless Club, I'm in it too. I sympathize. Happy new year to you too

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