Petra Parody Lands at the Zone

bakersfieldpethead · Post by **bakersfieldpethead** » Sun Mar 14, 2004 3:41 am

Taca, Shocka, Locka
From the 2003 album: Jerald and Klyde

Life is filled, with to much Barbies,
Won't give up, for another doll,
You give in, to show and telling,
But Your Brother trades, Ken in for another football.

And you cry to your dad,
But in truth dad feels better, his son feels like a man.

Taca, shocka, locka, to the things we regret,
Thereï¿½s only one thing, that needs to be sead,
Taca, Shocka, Locka, The Things that annoy
When they find us, with a brand new toy,
Taca, Shocka, locka, for a brand new day,
but now that you, threw your arm away,
Taca, Shocka, Locka, sister knows you're sacked,
And when she comes in, you find she brought Ken Doll Back.

epdc · Post by **epdc** » Sun Mar 14, 2004 3:59 pm

*ROLLIN ON DA FLOOR* OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU ARE COMPLETELY INSANE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT A VERY CREATIVE INSANE I HAVE TO SAY LOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU GOTTA SEND THOSE TO MICHAEL JONES SO HE PUT THEM ON HIS WEBSITE, PEOPLE THAT DOESN`T HANG OUT HERE WOULD LOVE TO HEAR THEM.

Who knows? maybe bob hartman will read them and hire you as the lyrics writer after he leaves petra HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

the one on da pic, is that you??? i have always wondered that.

Shell · Post by **Shell** » Sun Mar 14, 2004 6:07 pm

Do you go and change song lyrics when you get bored and have nothing else to do, LOL? I saw those on the Inpop board awhile back too, they are pretty clever.

I would love to know what Bob thinks of them.

BigD · Post by **BigD** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 1:41 am

I think this Spamwars guy is talented.

bakersfieldpethead · Post by **bakersfieldpethead** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 3:01 am

Well, sam just posted one of them. Another one was from Capin' Crunchies and another one was from Spot.
But I posted most of them.

The long awaited New "Petra Parody" song is next.......

Can you feel the excitement?

bakersfieldpethead · Post by **bakersfieldpethead** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 3:45 am

The long wait is over......The New Song is here. It will also be posted on inpop to help celebrate this long waited event. So to everyones delight, here is the new "Petra Parody" song.
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The Fox Hole
From the 1986 recording ï¿½Backup the Bowlesï¿½

Another day of constipation - thereï¿½s a battle in my head
Itï¿½s not a matter of going - Iï¿½ll go anywhere but my bed
But my mind keeps changing every pain
I need your ex-lax to point the way.

Then the fox comes out of the fox hole / and itï¿½s not pretty donï¿½t you know
My steps are few but far between on the way / Iï¿½ll get there by the end of the day/
Iï¿½ll get there by the end of the day

Sometimes I feel a hesitation ï¿½ itï¿½s only trying to push thru
I donï¿½t need the irritation - I think I need some crazy glue
Itï¿½s not hard to go any other day ï¿½ I have nothing else to say

I donï¿½t want to be strong / Iï¿½m giving up this fight
It gets dark and all I see is a haze / suddenly thereï¿½s a fart and no more wait

epdc · Post by **epdc** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 2:45 pm

is amazing how someone can talk so much and don`t say anything important LOLOL.

separateunion · Post by **separateunion** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 8:01 pm

I guess this would be a good place to post my parody of DC Talk's "Jesus Freak" (at this point, I only have the chorus figured out):

Athlete's Feet

What will people think when they hear that I have athlete's feet,
What will people do when I take off my shoe,
I don't give a care if they smell my nasty stinky feet,
Cuz there ain't no disguising the smell

epdc · Post by **epdc** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 8:27 pm

that was a song I really really like and now you jusr ruined it for me hahahahahaha, I would never see that song the same hehehe.

bakersfieldpethead · Post by **bakersfieldpethead** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 2:13 am

Hey

As a matter of fact, the best place for dctalk parody would be over at the boards at dctalksolo.com. But here is a tip, always try to rhime your lyrics.........so I would put in........"There ain't no disguising the fumes"

But that's a little to modest for my taste...lol

separateunion · Post by **separateunion** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 8:01 am

It's a work in progress.

epdc · Post by **epdc** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 3:17 pm

GRRRRRRRRRR STEPHEN!!!!!!

Now you sound like my classmates in the composition class. We suppose to write a poem per week and then the teacher makes copies for all of us and then we suppose to critic (is that correct?) the text.
LOLOL, PLEASEEEEEE, NO MORE.

bakersfieldpethead · Post by **bakersfieldpethead** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 7:25 am

Following the overwhelming response from the previous songs, and excitement from the last song that was posted, a new song is now available.

Good Shoes (short version)
From the 1993 album ï¿½Wake-Up Call is at 5:30ï¿½

Itï¿½s just the same thing, going both ways
I have to walk in these shoes everyday
Another walk, thereï¿½s a store up ahead
I think Iï¿½ll buy a new pare of shoes instead

I can see that my lifeï¿½s on the go
Canï¿½t go as fast if I ware out the soul
Get ready my feetï¿½s on a date
I got some Nikeï¿½s with automatic inflate

Good Shoes
You can walk the whole distance
In Good Shoes
Without the road resistance
Good Shoes
My feet feel brand new
I Got Good Shoes
And thereï¿½s no doubt about it
With these I can never lose

bakersfieldpethead · Post by **bakersfieldpethead** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 5:16 pm

What should be the next Petra Parody Song?

.......everyone cast a vote by just posting the title you think should be next.

sue d. · Post by **sue d.** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 2:31 pm

Oh, these are just TOO hilarious! lololol!

I'll nominate
FOOL'S GOLD

(I'm sure you could do a KILLER with that one!)

The Petra Zone

Petra Parody Lands at the Zone

song. 15

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep.

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A new one

OH...MY...SAM...

awwwww jason

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ASH

new song

It's time for another parody

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