read it everybody except michael

[epdc]

LOL, maybe if I tell you to red it you guys won`t lolol and maybe michael will.

I finally understood the scales joke.

When I said I was an scaleshead and you said you knew a good shampoo for it...I thought it was funny but I didn`t know that scales actually means "bugs". Sue explained me that.

yeah, is too late for laughing again but I will HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! better late than never LOLOL.

[SamScales]

Elo, gotta explain that to you a bit.

When we were in Tulsa doing the concerts and Cat and MJ helped me set up the merch table, they were excited about some of the things we had for sale and they are gonna get them up on the website.

Then we talked about, that Warren and I should have our own t-shirt.
We talked about the Pethead t-shirt Cheryl and I had designed for PETRA and so I told them: "Hey, Elo said that she's a 'Scaleshead', so maybe we should make one that says that, hahahaha". Joking of course.

Then MJ pipes up and he goes: "Yeah, instead of the smiley we could put a shampoo bottle there and say I'm a Scaleshead.......and there's a cure".
I don't remember what exactly he said, but he mentioned the shampoo bottle with the Scaleshead thing.

So what MJ meant with the scales and the shampoo, is that scales are also the dandruff flakes and there's shampoo for dandruff.

I thought of a shirt with a FISH on it, you know fish have scales......
Fishers of men.......it would work.......LOL.

Now I need someone to come up with the design

[epdc]

WOW, so the whole simple joke had like a looong explanation hehehe, only wise people would understand it

mmmmm I`ll think in some designs lolol.

[SamScales]

Well, oh, yeah, most of the simple jokes come out of long explanations!

[Michael]

Ask anyone that's been around me for any period of time... I just can't make a SIMPLE joke. There has to be something bizarre or complicated about it or I just fall right asleep in the middle.

"Here's a good one... why did the chicken cross the road?"
"I don't know, why??"
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..."

[epdc]

I`m still waiting your loooong explanation where you explain if I need to go to e-bay for buying sam scales video or if I send the money to her booking agency in tulsa with cathy jones!!!

[Michael]

eBay... definitely eBay!

[SamScales]

Oh my gosh..........e-bay already???

I wonder - is it cos we gotta desperately get rid of this CD cos a new one is coming out - or is it to drive the price up so that people will LOOK at the new CD? I mean it COULD be a marketing scheme - it could be a move out of desperation........

We should do a poll.........

OR - have bakersfield write a story about this one!!!!!

[onnyII]

hey!! michael!!!!!! u shouldn't read this!!!!!!!!

Elo..... u'r crazy!!!!! lol.....

[epdc]

being crazy is actually normal around here. And if someone normal comes here, is actually crazy. Interesting uh? LOLOL.


Good to see you amigo

[SamScales]

Elo, that's an interesting concept! Would you like to elaborate more on this subject - or should we have Bakersfield analyze it more and write a synopsis!?

[epdc]

Stephen is way more creative than me I give him the honour

AGH, my school freaks me out!!!!, the way the teachers give the class is that he starts talking about a subject and everything give their point of view or they let us to read a certain book and next week we comment it.

Well, up to know the thing that has has stick in my head is "what it actually means normal?".

I mean, you give your idea of something and everybody starts "but what it means "beauty"?, "what it means being normal?", what it means "good?" It depends of the point of view.

SOOO, in another words, we never get a conclusion GRRRRRR we have discussions that lead us nowhere!!!!

[onnyII]

Elo, that's an interesting concept! Would you like to elaborate more on this subject - or should we have Bakersfield analyze it more and write a synopsis!?

isn't that the same guy who worte the poem about his bellybuttom??? I'm scared already!!!!!

[SamScales]

Oh, yes, onny, it sure is!
He's such a brilliant brainiac who's totally insane that he's perfect for writing a synopsis on other medical issues. I mean it seems he's quite knowledgable with the physical aspect of human beings (the belly button) AND the pyschological (mental) as well......see the idiot post.....
He psycho-analyzed himself quite interestingly.
Oh, and then his study on voting against oneself is absolutly an outstanding research project that he's conducting at the moment.
I wonder if he can get governmental funding for this.........

[epdc]

YOU ARE RIGHT!!!!!!!! he is funny and the reason why we think he is crazy is because he uses his intelligence in such a WEIRD way LOLOL.

OHHHH also genious post on da zone at 2:30 a.m. LOL, when are we gonna chat if you post while most of us are sleeping STEPHEN!!!!!! ...