Idiot has broke his silence

bakersfieldpethead · Post by **bakersfieldpethead** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 9:39 pm

I share, I share a pair
A pair of underwear

Underwear on a night light,
Sure itï¿½s on but is it bright?

Iï¿½m in pain, no strain,
For I have diarrhea,
And I canï¿½t get the cat out of the bathroom
No time I canï¿½t find my robe on this dreary but sickly night

No time, what time?
I am lost will out potato chips
And My Diet Coke has run out ï¿½ out ï¿½ out into the night
Where you canï¿½t see me for I am as clear as spit

Meeeowww
Good Day
Ruff Ruff
Chirp chirp
[[[GONG]]]]

Idiot has broke his silence
Everyone east a slice of apple pie, call me in the morning
If youï¿½re still smart by next week, youï¿½re a gonner

Shell · Post by **Shell** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 10:16 pm

He's baaack. Maybe I should be scared. Hahahahahaha. Where have you been young man?

Oh, and go back to bed.

SamScales · Post by **SamScales** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 10:44 pm

Well, there you are!!! About time. My gosh, I was going into writer's
block and here you got more material for me! ALLRIGHT, I don't haveta worry how to finish my next CD!!!

Oh, yeah, and I'm supposed to tell all you guys on the zone that bakers can't always be on the puter cos he's really busy and time doesn't always allow him to post.

WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Fakersfieldpethead · Post by **Fakersfieldpethead** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:16 pm

I let him out of the cage I had him in! You have to be careful when you capture someone that you make sure there are holes in the side of the box for air. Sorry Bakes!

LONG LIVE THE FAKERSFIELD PETHEAD!!!!!!!

It will never loose it's ring will it?

Shell · Post by **Shell** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 2:13 pm

We knew it!!! Fakers was holding him hostage. Hahahahahahahaha.

Oh, and I was supposed to let you guys know...I got an e-mail from Susannah, her computer has been down, but she said to tell everyone hi.

epdc · Post by **epdc** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:00 pm

See? I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I knew you had him captive

I knew it all the time.

SamScales · Post by **SamScales** » Sat Jun 26, 2004 1:49 am

Oh, nooo Susannah got caught in the middle and she was kidnapped
and held hostage by Fakersfield too !!!!!!! Wonder how big of boxes he uses to keep everyone in......

But then again, maybe he infiltrated her computer........

Gosh, I've missed the Bakers-Fakers wars........

Fakersfieldpethead · Post by **Fakersfieldpethead** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 7:27 am

Oh Susannah oh don't you cry for me. Cause I come from Alabama with my banjo on my knee!!!!!!!

HAHA! I do miss the pleasant proceedings given from I, "The Fakerfield Pethead and good ole Bakes. He left so soon after my appearance that I never was really able take it to the next level!

Sam, if you really want to know how big those boxes are I can arrange a personal tour for you. Only thing is you may not find your way out!!!!

muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Long Live...you know the rest.

SamScales · Post by **SamScales** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 12:20 am

Sure, I'll be glad to take the tour. But I'm not worried about not finding my way out. If I'm tired of looking around and I can't find the door I'll just sing a few high notes and it'll burst wide open......

Shell · Post by **Shell** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 6:03 am

Hey, have you checked with your manager about that?

Enosh · Post by **Enosh** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 7:49 am

Yeah Sam,

That would be like doing a concert for free, and you can't do that now. This is business. haha!

Michael · Post by **Michael** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 8:19 am

But... if she doesn't yodel, Greta might pour smelt-flavored pudding on her head!

achoo

Shell · Post by **Shell** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 11:10 am

You better watch out Sue, your artist and Enosh are making plans without you.

SamScales · Post by **SamScales** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 12:26 am

Oh, my.......that's right!!! I haven't checked with my manager yet if I can take a box tour or not. Oh, well, I can always charge to sing in the box, maybe jodeling might be a switch of pace. But then my bookie would get mad at me cos she wants me to keep doing rock. She almost freaked out when I told her that the next album may be more on the contemporary side.........SIGH. Just can't please everyone.
Guess I could get with Elaine and do rackgrass!! Now THAT would be the sound of the next century!

Michael · Post by **Michael** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 7:34 am

SamScales wrote:I haven't checked with my manager yet if I can take a box tour or not.

My advice: come out of the box!

The Petra Zone

Idiot has broke his silence

I have to go pee

Idiot has broke his silence

Well well

Oh, no....

Fakers

....

I am that hero!

Hehe.

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