Jack and Ronald!

[bakersfieldpethead]

I think that Jack and Ronald are brothers. Here is why.

Both Jack and Ronald are clowns, they both have the colors Red White and Yellow for their buisness's Jack appeals to an older audiance and teens, while Ronald appeals to the Children. (i mean come on it wouldn't be right to order a Jappy Meal).

They both have Cheeseburgers and Hamburgers, but one has the Big Mac and the other has the Jumbo Jack, they sound the same don't they?

But here is the big kicker, I saw Jack's son "jack jr" when he was born and he had red curly hair, but Jack had his hair shaved off so they could keep people fooled.

I don't know where all this is going, i'm still trying to find out how Jack came back to life after his head was blown apart in the 80s. And i also think that Ronald had a secret kid with Wendy.............oh no Wendy is a sister.......yuck. They all have Red White and Yellow, oh no!

Stay tuned for "I Shoulda, Coulda, Woulda had a Pizza on Friday"